Christopher Columbus could not discover America had not been married. If I had wife and imagine what it would have had to listen:
- Why you gotta go? 
- You'll never see your mother and you're going to see the pigs!
- Why not send someone else?
- Everything you see round! Are you crazy or stupid? - not even my family know and you will discover the new world!
- What are you hiding? I do not even know where to go! - And only men are traveling? Who will believe? - Why I can not go myself if you are the boss? - Unhappy, you do not know what to invent to be away from home! - If you cross that door I'm going with my mother! Shameless! - Who is this that Mary? What Colour? And the very real bitch is Holy!
- You say it's a girl? ... Fuck! - Everything you had planned, damn! You will meet Indian whores.
- do you deceive me? - What the Queen will sell her jewelry to travel? Do you think me stupid or what? What do you have that old?
- will not let you go anywhere!
- Not going to happen if the world is flat. So do not dress that you will not!
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