sentences of Dr. House, Season 
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Recently I watch this series and I keep laughing and amazed with the occurrences of House. I thought a few choice phrases to make a long post, but I thought more than a few will seem few ,
so I had no choice but to make a vile "copy-paste" xD!
Again, congratulations to the author by the hard work of making this collection! Chapter 1 - (a patient) "... You're orange, moron! and you do not realize it, happens, but if his wife does not see that has changed color is a bad sign ... "
- (to Dr. Allison Cameron)" ... I hired you because you like a ....¡ cheese! "
Chapter 2 Dr. House:" 30% of parents do not know who are raising the child of another. "
Dr. Foreman: "I've read false paternity did not pass 10%"
Dr. House: "That is the number of mothers."
Dr. Cuddy: "Have you gone to see a patient?" D. House: "No, a whore, I'm much more morbid here than at home." Director Cuddy: "What yesterday with your bitch?"
Doctor House: "I'm glad you ask me. He said that years ago was thought to be director of hospital and ... "
Chapter 3 (a patient)" ... Would you prefer a doctor to hold your hand while you die or one who ignores you while improving? Although I believe that the worst would be one that ignores you while you die ... "
(Lisa Cuddy) "Once you told me you always think I am right, and realize that you're right. I think the take. I do not know ... I'm not sure. " Chapter 4 (A pregnant patient, when given the news of her pregnancy, she at first mistook for a rare fattening)
Dr. House: "You are a parasite."
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???!!!" Dr. House: "No, it is one of those parasites that come out at nine months. Women usually grow attached to them, they buy baby clothes, take them for walks and clean their ass. "
(the patient pregnant with her ex-boyfriend) "... Is your ex-boyfriend looks like her husband? For the child, will not know. Happens in the best families, dear. Why not his? " The same patient pregnant:" I have to make a gift. "
Dr. House: "Sometimes the best gift is the bonus of not seeing her again."
Chapter 5 (Dr. House to a patient who has prescribed amazed to smoking): "Most of what I prescribe is addictive and dangerous, the difference is that this is legal. Happy days. "
(Dr House to a nun): "Anger, pride, envy, gluttony ... It takes you four of the seven deadly sins in two minutes. Do you register the records? Is there Católicoolimpiadas? "
Chapter 6
(Dr. House to the hospital director):" Good morning, Dr. Cuddy! Nice suit. He says: "I am a professional without ceasing to be a woman." The second thing it says loudly. "
(Dr. House to a teenager who looks after his mother): "Teenagers tend to do other things: glue sniffing, catch crabs ..."
(Dr. House to a hospital doctor): "It turns out that your opinions do not give good results. I advise you use mine. " Chapter 7
(Dr. Foreman accuses House of poking each day): "So that rules out racism, just yesterday you were black."
(Dr. House on the medical team): "There are precedents caught sleeping sickness with sex, I read in a Portuguese medical journal. Or was it an ad for sunglasses? " (House to be found in the laboratory of Dr. Cameron very concerned):" How very sad, a centrifuge of calibration. I also just want to mourn. " Chapter 8 (House Dr. Foreman who is concerned about a young patient): "Do you know the guy? Does your mother is good? Well what a mystery, not sick but do you care. "
Dr. Chase: "I was in a review of calculations and suffered dizziness and vomiting."
Dr. House: "The calculation does those things."
(House the son of an elderly woman admitted to the hospital), "Your mother has suffered a personality change, we must recognize it. Send to a nurse, I'm too handsome. "
Chapter 9
(House urging a paralyzed patient): "Life sucks and his is worse than others. Although there are worse, which is also depressing. "
(House surprised that a patient has given some pills sexually stimulating), "Why not? If diabetes has affected the heart will die. If not, Saturday sabadete ... "
Chapter 10 (House to a resident who says he is reading a comic book while talking to her):" And you're showing your tits with that as low-cut top. Oh sorry, I thought it was a contest of platitudes, I'm very competitive. "
(House Dr. Foreman), "Meet the most destitute than all of us. Sal track, pooch! ".
Chapter 11 (The hospital director criticizes House because it takes too many pills and patients speak): "What, what you have been overweight since my ass?"
(Wilson says House to stop the pills because he himself has acknowledged it is hooked up): "I said I'm addicted, not having a problem."
Chapter 12 (House responds to Cameron when he says that a patient treated better because baseball is a myth): "My God, you're right! I promise that the next Once a housewife finger prick skin will leave us. " (House while his team looks at the testicles of a patient who denied taking steroids): "Their lips say no and say yes Ciruelitas."
Chapter 13 (A patient explains Dr. House a operation you have): "A fascinating story you thought about adapting it to the theater?"
(Chase asks House if he would like to interfere in his private life): "No, I lack so cleverly private life. " (A doctor said that if the child suffers from a disease that continues to evolve will paralytic), "How awful! Luckily only live a week. "
Chapter 14 (The hospital director says a House that wants to put on a robe): "And I want to spend two days they stuck with someone obscenely younger than you." (next to the operating room, a friend of a patient asks House if it is a good sign that the operation has been very short): "O the intervention has been very well or have brushed it."
Chapter 15 (House's team believes that a patient should leave hospital): "Unless I have declared the fourth member of the axis of evil invaded and occupied, it is still not a democracy. It is. " (Cuddy tells House to choose between caring for a witness to the FBI or go to jail): "I choose to jail, you'll like, should be no more naughty schoolgirl (addressing Vogler) conjugal visit is a new fantasy."
(A man requires House to cure a patient because he is his brother): "I understand that amount, so no placebo, this time we will give you medicine,"
Chapter 16 (After announcing to a patient having a tumor of 12 kilos): "Rejoice, for the record of the clinic. "
(At the end of a meeting with his team where they discuss a diagnosis): "Ah, one more thing: I say goodbye to one of you this week. New boss, new things, you know. "
(House must make the decision to dismiss one of their doctors and asked Wilson if you have any idea), "What, the Sharon plan for Gaza?"
Chapter 17 (The physicians caring for a politician decide to open the brain): "It will be difficult, I know, because politicians have a habit of not wearing it."
(A black senator who fears not become president if they are rumored to have AIDS): "If you do not care, will not become president. Do not call the White House for the paint color. "
(Arguing with Cameron on a patient): "Call and immunoglobulin. If I win improvement, if it dies, you. "
Chapter 18 (A young couple tells House to give a vegetarian diet for your baby): "Starve a baby is bad. E illegal in many cultures. "
(When social services to a couple accused of mistreating his daughter): "These parents are not abusive. They are idiots. "
(Foreman and Chase mock House because he is hiding from Vogler): "I do not like screaming and angry gorilla violently intimidate me." Chapter 19 (Cameron urges House to look after him that has not stopped ringing): "No big deal. Something of an epidemic. "
(Cameron is set to take a new cane): "Yes, the store told me I looked thinner, vertical stripes."
(Wilson asked who is the man you are watching a match in the query): "A patient has to return to work when it comes out of the doctor. And me too. " (Cuddy asked House why he covers his face to not look at it): "Sorry, no pears are like those between the deans of medicine." Chapter 20 (a patient's parents are angry because they had been summoned by saying that his son had died): "It was a lie, believe me soon die. Also, I've saved the midnight jam. "
(House make a vaginal examination to Ramona, an old woman): "Ramona, naughty. Or has taken a boyfriend of 19 years or one of 80 taking blue pills. " (While visiting a young fan masochistic practices): "As I tell my patients: just say 'no' to strangulation." (An old man arrives at the office and asks if Dr. House): "I think I'll regret it, but yes."
Chapter 21
(Stacy, the former love of House, asked if she thought she would not marry): "Not with someone as ill-equipped. He has gutted the pancreas. " (Addressing the students of medicine to which is giving a lesson): "The nature of medicine means that if you screw up, someone's palm." (Carmen Electra plays an imaginary patient House and a student asks if he is pretending): "He is here to participate in my fantasy, not because it's Meryl Streep."
(Doctors can tell the House that his leg was amputated and he absolutely refuses): "I like my leg is with me since I was a child."
Chapter 22 (House gives the husband of Stacy, his ex-wife): "For women! Can not live with them. Or killed and say that they have gone from 'strippers' to Atlantic City. " (Stacy urges House to act against the opinion of Foreman, Chase and Cameron): "And what we do, you stick to black and the little girl I? The Australian leg will come out if things get ugly. "
(The director of the hospital going after House to announce something): "I do not sleep with you anymore! The first time was unfortunate, because you're my boss will not use my body. "
(House Cameron video shows an operation. Next to the monitor is a bottle of whiskey) "Do not look suspiciously half-empty bottle and watch the screen. So understand why charge so much pasta. "
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